My Aloe plants! I grew them from one small plant my mother gave me probably 20 years ago. They are named Hans and Franz from the old SnL skit ’cause they are so freakin’ huge. This is the ‘small’ one Hans:
And this is Franz! Yes, that is a full sized dining room chair next to it for scale:
If I can grow plants this big, think of what I can do for you?!